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Delicious Ambiguity: faldi-faldonza: jokerchenisdifferent: morphiaspl: thepeoplesguardian:...

faldi-faldonza:

jokerchenisdifferent:

morphiaspl:

thepeoplesguardian:

imthejesusofsuburbia:

why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there

because..your purses have 5,000…

Guys the real question is which president is going to provide us with equal pocket rights…

(via kisseslikeastripper)

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